Thursday

Hockey Goals: Thornton, Knight and Horton

Hockey Goals:
Thornton, Knight and Horton
Knight juuuuuuust gets the puck in past the outstretched goaltender.

This week’s hockey goals of the week are all about coming through in the clutch. We have Joe Thornton coming through in overtime for his Sharks, Nathan Horton clinching it for the Bruins after a hard-fought series with the Montreal Canadiens, and Team USA’s Hilary Knight bringing delivering a golden performance for her country in an intense match-up against Team Canada.

Besides the goals themselves, my favorite part of all these highlights are the celebrations afterwards. Enjoy:

San Jose Sharks captain Joe Thornton, long criticized for not coming thru in the clutch, FINALLY comes thru for his team, sealing the series against the Los Angeles Kings with this overtime clincher:



Hilary Knight shows some quick eye-hand coordination, bringing the puck back from past the goal line and back into the net before the two-seconds-too-late Team Canada defenseman could knock it off her stick:



Boston Bruins forward Nathan Horton proves to the Bruins that he was worth the arm and a leg that they paid for him, clinching the B’s a series victory against the Montreal Canadiens:

Wednesday

Hockey Music: Hockey Dad

Hockey Music:
Hockey Dad
Couldn't find a picture of a hockey dad but hey,
there's some dad out there who did this to their kids.
Stick to you, sir!

Came across an amateur – but fairly well-done – music video by a New Jersey Devils fan from a few years back. The song is called “Hockey Dad” and it’s a parody of the song “Tom Sawyer” by Rush.

In short, it’s hysterical. If you played hockey when you were a kid, there’s no doubt you’ve come across a few of the hockey dads that he describes in this song. Great lines include:
I’m missing five teeth
Four are in my tummy
My doctor says it’s serious
I think they’re yummy
I’m a hockey dad!

I walk into the rink
Sweeter than honey
My son’s a future pro
And I smell money

A fight breaks out
I wanna rush in
My courage is strong
My hair is thin
Cooler heads prevail
The refs break it up
Nobody is looking
So I pee in a cup
Here’s the full video – enjoy (and share!):



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Tuesday

Hockey Quote: Nicklas Lidstrom

Hockey Quote:
Nicklas Lidstrom

Detroit Red Wings defenseman Nicklas Lidstrom has a big knob. At least, this is according to a pretty cool article I found from the Detroit Free Press.

It includes a report and mini-video on the stick taping habits of the rag’s hometown favorites. A lot of the players have some pretty interesting habits with their sticks, like Jiri Hudler, who spray paints his sticks black and then tapes the stick blade to the toe with black tape because he doesn’t like to look down and see color, or Kris Draper, who favors 1-inch Johnson&Johnson drug-store tape for the butt-end of his stick.

Lidstrom, meanwhile, favors almost an entire roll of white tape for the knob of his stick. In this week’s quote of the week, one of the best players in the world explains one of the most unique habits in the game:
"I feel I have better control of my stick. It makes me put my hand in the same spot all the time. I poke-check a lot as a defenseman, and it just helps me hold onto my stick. I've done the same thing as long as I can remember. As a kid I got a hand-me-down from another player, and that's what I got -- a bigger knob. I got used to it and accustomed to it, and that's why I stuck to it. I tape a new one up every game."
Well, I’m sure the makers of the tape don’t mind.

Here’s a shot of his stick I found online. The knob is, indeed, huge:



To read the rest of the article, click here.

Monday

Hockey Photos: Toews, Neuvirth, Ryder and More

Hockey Photos:
Toews, Neuvirth, Ryder and More

Great series of photos from this past week in the NHL Stanley Cup playoffs, including Drew Stafford avoiding a creepy looking Easter Bunny, Pekka Rinne landing on top of Teemu Selanne and Michael Ryder making the save of the year.

Enjoy:

Apparently Drew Stafford of the Buffalo Sabres isn’t much a fan of the Easter Bunny. Personally, this Bunny is kind of creepy looking. I think I’d avoid eye contact with it, too:



Love the old school Montreal Canadiens jersey in this one:












Nashville Predators
goaltender Pekka Rinne does a cannonball on top of Anaheim Ducks forward Teemu Selanne:



Awesome shot of the Staples Center prior to the home team Los Angeles Kings’ game against first round opponent San Jose Sharks:



Chicago Blackhawks captain Jonathan Toews collides with Alexander Edler of the Vancouver Canucks . . . or Edler collides with Toews. Either which way, they both go “BOOM!”:



Michal Neuvirth, the goaltender of the Washington Capitals, tapes his stick before a game against home town host, the New York Rangers:


Boston Bruins forward Michael Ryder makes the save of the first round – and possibly the playoffs – by getting into the crease and throwing his glove in the way of Montreal Canadiens forward Tomas Plekanec’s shot into a wide open net. Two photos here:

Thursday

Hockey Goals: Frolik, Christensen, Pavelski

Hockey Goals:
Frolik, Christensen, Pavelski


Is it me, or are the games getting better as the series go deeper? I can’t remember seeing such a high level of play – and with such intensity – in only the first round of the Stanley Cup playoffs in I don’t know how many seasons. This crop of Stanley Cup contenders is a good one and if these weekly highlights are a sign of things to come, I think we’re in for a treat over the next month and a half.

Here are, in my opinion, the three best goals from this past week in the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Enjoy:

Chicago Blackhawks forward Michael Frolik shows he’s got skills from his hands down to his toes with this, his first career playoff goal:



Erik Christensen of the New York Rangers can teach you how to snipe, as evidenced with this highlight here, also his first career playoff goal:


Joe Pavelski seals the deal for the San Jose Sharks in one of the most unlikeliest of comebacks ever:

Wednesday

Hockey Music: Alaska Nanooks Opening

Hockey Music:
Alaska Nanooks Opening

A 15-story polar bear that can destroy an ice breaker boat with a single Chris Simon-esque tomahawk slash, that can also fly a fighter jet to bomb universities, volcanoes, and destroy planet earth, that is comfortable traveling through a time warp and also possesses a killer slap shot. One quick question – where do I sign up?

Check out this very *interesting* opening for the 2010 University of Alaska-Fairbanks Nanooks hockey team. Whatever the producer of this music video was drinking while creating this video, I’m ordering me a double.

Enjoy:



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Tuesday

Hockey Quote: Bruce Boudreau

Hockey Quote:
Bruce Boudreau


There are few things that are certain in this world:

Peanut M&M’s are delicious,

A bad game playing hockey is better than a good day at work, and

Washington Capitals coach Bruce Boudreau is never at a loss for words.

To be honest, I’m kind of surprised that it took Boudreau three whole games to make headlines for something he said to the media, but alas, here he is, better late than never.

Big Brucey-Bruce recently earned tons of media attention this week after he criticized the layout of Madison Square Garden, home to the Capitals first round opponents, the New York Rangers.

Here’s the one quote that drew the most attention:
"Well, the one thing, its reputation is far better than the actual building," Boudreau said on a Washington-based radio show. "I mean, it's nothing. The locker rooms are horrible. The benches are horrible. There's no room for anything. But the reputation of being in Madison Square Garden is what makes it famous. Also, our building's a lot louder, too. So I mean, they can say what they want, but it's not that loud in there."
MSG is in the midst of a multi-year renovation that will upgrade the building’s entrances, concourses, seating, scoreboards, locker rooms and benches. It’s estimated to be about $775 million to $850 million worth of changes. As for the loudness of the crowd and the building, well, I mean, it’s filled with 18,200 New Yorkers. Enough said.

Today, Boudreau somewhat retracted his comments – in his own Boudreau’ish way – when asked by a reporter about his quotes:
“You know, you guys mustn’t have a lot of work to do, because they’re making improvements to the arena. Are they not? Are they not making $800 million worth of improvements to the arena? It’s a fabulous place to play, the atmosphere is great – it’s the world’s most famous arena. All I said was that the conditions in the dressing room were not up to par.”
On the Rangers getting amped up about his comments:
 “You think a Ranger player is gonna play harder because the coach of the other team said his home team building is a little louder? Was I supposed to say, you know what, the Rangers’ building is so much louder than our building? I can’t tell the decibels; they might be equal. To me – I’d rather take the Washington building, that’s all.”

 “An athlete will use something that is degrading or something to them. If it takes me to talk about a building to get an athlete more jumped up, then we’re in trouble.”
This guy’s a character. I doubt that his quotes will have an impact on the Rangers players, per se, but the crowd, I’m sure will get pretty pumped up to see big Boudreau behind the tiny MSG benches tomorrow night. Interested to hear what chant the conjure up.

Monday

Hockey Playoff Pictures: Wisniewski, McCabe, Franzen injury and more

Hockey Playoff Pictures:
Wisniewski, McCabe, Franzen injury and more

Ahhhhhhh . . . there’s nothing better than playoff hockey! :-)

Check out this collection of some of the best pictures from the first week in the NHL playoffs, including the Hnidy-Wisniewski fight, Bryan McCabe's first trip to the postseason in a long time, and Johan Franzen's injury:

I think it’s fair to say that the Boston Bruins and Montreal Canadiens don’t like each other, as best evidenced in this photo of the Bruins Shane Hnidy and Canadiens James Wisniewski’s little get-together during yesterday’s game:


If the Joe is a rockin’, well, just come on in. The Detroit Red Wings spare no expense in getting their fans at Joe Louis Arena ready for their playoff game against the Phoenix Coyotes:


“I’ll stretch next to you if you stretch next to me.” I would imagine there was not much being said between the Vancouver Canucks Maxim Lapierre and Alex Burrows and the Chicago Blackhawks Troy Brouwer and Corey Crawford:

At this angle it certainly looks like Los Angeles Kings forward Brad Richardson is giving Antti Niemi of the San Jose Sharks a whap to the butt, right:


Haven’t seen this in a long, long, looooong time – Bryan McCabe of the New York Rangers warms up for a playoff game (first time for him since before the lockout) against the Washington Capitals:


It looks like an indoor blizzard took place at the Consol Energy Center before a first round game between the hometown Pittsburgh Penguins and visiting Tampa Bay Lightning:


Detroit Red Wings forward Johan Franzen wins the award for having the earliest “playoff hockey” face after being taken out from behind and going head first into the boards, an injury that required 23 stitches to the face:

Thursday

Hockey Goals: Datsyuk, Hansen and Semin

Hockey Goals:
Datsyuk, Hansen and Semin

I’ll admit right off the bat that I was a bit biased with this week’s hockey goals of the week. Instead of going through the entire week, I went through the first night of playoff games only. After all, this is when they count more, right?

So anyway, check out these gems from Pavel Datsyuk , Jannik Hansen and Alexander Semin. Enjoy:

Check out how quick Detroit Red Wings forward Pavel Datsyuk was on this wrap-around goal against the Phoenix Coyotes. Defense left him alone for one second and the puck was in the net:



The Vancouver CanucksJannik Hansen scores a breakaway goal against the Chicago Blackhawks, even with a Hawk backchecker slapping him from behind and a random stick in the way:


And, of course, there’s Alexander Semin’s laser beam of a slap shot that was the overtime winner for the Washington Capitals against the New York Rangers. Check it out – the puck was in the net as soon as it hit Semin’s stick – amazing!:

Wednesday

Hockey Music: Neil Peart

Hockey Music:Neil Peart



Here’s a cool video I found for Hockey Chump’s hockey music video of the week. This is Neil Peart, Canadian musician, author and drummer for the band “Rush” performing The Hockey Theme on a ginormous drum set and with a full band behind him.

Equally as impressive as his solo are the skull cap that he’s wearing and drum set that feature all the NHL team’s logos on it.

Enjoy:






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Tuesday

Hockey Quote: Patrick Kane on Mullet

Hockey Quote:
Patrick Kane on Mullet


I wish the NHL would give Chicago Blackhawks forward Patrick Kane more coverage than they do some of its other super stars. The kid has a great personality and seems to genuinely enjoy everything about the game.

This is no better evidenced than by the mullet he sported last postseason during the Blackhawks run to the Stanley Cup, a personal homage to the game’s past superstars who used to rock the business-up-front, party-in-the-back look. Kane’s haircut was wildly popular and now that the Hawks are in the postseason again, this time to defend the Stanley Cup, it’s something that he’ll be bringing back:

2010's version:



2011's do:






Here’s Kane on his decision:

"Right after the Minnesota game," Kane explained yesterday, regarding the Minnesota Wild v. Dallas Stars game that the Stars lost, which solidified the Blackhawks postseason berth. "It was my first phone call, to my barber, and he made the trip downtown, opened up the shop and gave me a quick haircut."

"It's back," he said. "Hopefully I didn't cut it for a short stint. Hopefully it's a long time."

Not that he’s known to be the superstitious type, but there’s no need to tempt fate here. After all, is it any coincidence that in the same year that Kane sports the mullet the Hawks went on to win their first Cup in 49 years?

Me thinks not.

Monday

Hockey Photos: Playoff Beards: Part 2

Hockey Photos:
Playoff Beards: Part 2

In honor of the NHL playoffs starting this week, here’s the Hockey Chump’s second go-round of the best – and worst – playoff beards from Stanley Cup playoffs past (I posted a collection last year, too). Enjoy:

Maxime Talbot rocking the facial hair and curly locks:



Jordan Staal, the creepy Amish boy:



Scott Parker with the bad ass biker look:



Jean-Sebastien Giguere with more hair on his chin than on top of his head in this one:



George Parros rocks the most solid ‘stache in all the NHL:



Alex Ovechkin with the I just rolled out of bed messy beard:



Paul Mara’s beard is sick. Just sick:



Scott Hartnell with the Big Foot/Sideshow Bob look:



Jonathan Toews rocking the lambchops:



. . . and then there’s John Madden’s Don’t fuck with me face:

Sunday

Hockey News: NHL Playoff Match-ups

Hockey News:
NHL Playoff Match-ups




The Minnesota Wild defeated the Dallas Stars today, to eliminate the Stars from playoff contention and solidify the Stanley Cup defending Chicago Blackhawks as the eighth and final seed in the Western Conference playoffs. This means that all playoff brackets are (finally) finalized. There are some really great match-ups this year, particularly the Boston Bruins v. Montreal Canadiens series in the Eastern Conference, and the Vancouver Canucks v. Chicago Blackhawks series in the Western Conference.

Also, this marks the start of hockey playoff beard season. Click here to see the Hockey Chump's collection of the best - and worst :-) - beards from playoffs past. 
 
Match-ups are below. Just for fun, I highlighted the teams that I think will win:

Eastern Conference:

1. Washington Capitals
v.
8. New York Rangers

2. Philadelphia Flyers
v.
7. Buffalo Sabres

3. Boston Bruins
v.
6. Monreal Canadiens

4. Pittsburgh Penguins
v.
5. Tampa Bay Lightning

Western Conference:

1. Vancouver Canucks
v.
8. Chicago Blackhawks

2. San Jose Sharks
v.
7. Los Angeles Kings

3. Detroit Red Wings
v.
6. Phoenix Coyotes

4. Anaheim Ducks
v.
5. Nashville Predators

Yeah, I don't think the Western Conference is going to hold too many surprises.

Thursday

Hockey Goals: Moulson, Toews, Perry

Hockey Goals:
Moulson, Toews, Perry


A nice mix of highlights for this week’s group of hockey goal highlights. We have Matt Moulson showing that he’s ready for baseball season, Jonathan Toews being a hero (again), and Corey Perry continuing to dominate every goalie in the NHL.

Enjoy:

New York Islanders forward Matt Moulson shows some great eye-hand coordination here knocking in John Tavares’s shot against the New York Rangers:



Want to be the captain of the Chicago Blackhawks? You’ll need to score clutch OT goals like this one by team captain, Jonathan Toews:



Anaheim Ducks forward Corey Perry put together a hat trick to become the first player in the NHL to score 50 goals. Here's a highlight reel of all three goals - the moments to watch for are the first goal he scores and his celebration after the third goal:

Wednesday

Hockey Music: Sidney Crosby Rap

Hockey Music:
Sidney Crosby Rap

I think I might start a petition to get hockeygods.com to exclusively do hockey music videos all the time. They’re just that funny! Their videos have shown up on Hockey Chump, with “Black and Yellow (Pittsburgh Penguins)”, “Carey Price Tik Tok”, "Love to Hear the Boos" and “Highly Unlikely”. They’re all definitely worth checking out if you have a few minutes.

Here’s another installment from them. It’s called “Sidney Crosby Rap” and some of the more amusing lines include:
What You Doin' With That Puck,
Show Ovechkin That You Don't Suck

You're Just A Good Nova Scotian Boy,
Would A Puck Make A Good Sex Toy?

And I Hope You Don't Still Live At Mario's Place,
It's Time To Be A Grown Man Sidney Crosby
Get Your Own Space!
The only thing I’d change about this song – make it longer!

Enjoy:



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Tuesday

Hockey Quote: Chris Drury

Hockey Quote:
Chris Drury


As you’ve probably heard, the New York Rangers suffered a heart-breaking loss after an unbelievable win against the Boston Bruins last night: the team’s top forward/heart/soul Ryan Callahan went down with a broken leg after he blocked a shot by the guy with the biggest blue line blast, Zdeno Chara. He’s out “indefinitely”.



Yeah, he got up after that, lol.

For a team that grinds out all of its wins on the back of tough, gritty plays by the likes of Callahan, this is a pretty big loss. The Rangers are in a good position to make the playoffs without him though, and the initial plan is to dress defenseman (and former forward) Matt Gilroy in the meantime to give the team an option of using seven defensemen during a game if necessary.

New York Rangers captain, Chris Drury, who broke his finger in the first game of the season blocking a shot and then re-broke it again later on in the season (he’s been out since then), had this to say about Callahan:
"You can't really say enough good things about him as a player and as a person and as a leader in this organization," Drury said. "We're going to miss him, and miss him a lot. He plays in every situation and does all the little things, does all the big things. He's just been great. He's going to be a big loss for us.”
"As he would want us to do, want the guys to do, is play hard without him, kind of move on, win some games, and put a smile on his face that way."
The Rangers are a class-act organization, as best evidenced by Drury who’s still leading his team by saying all the right things even off the ice, and by the actions of their alternate captain, Callahan, on the ice. They’re certainly easy to root for (outside of the general hatred seemingly everyone has for Sean Avery), and I’m sorry to see them suffer such a blow to their roster. With Callahan’s team-first mentality leading the way, I thought they’d make the Eastern Conference playoffs a bit entertaining to watch.

Hopefully they’ll find a way to rebound and get him back later on in the playoffs.

Monday

Hockey Photos: Toews, Lundqvist, Thornton and More

Hockey Photos:
Toews, Lundqvist, Thornton and More

Seven days down, more great hockey photos from this past week. This time around, we have Jonathan Toews, Henrik Lundqvist, Jeff Skinner and more. Enjoy:

Chicago Blackhawks captain Jonathan Toews doesn’t want to play the sandwich game!!!


Tanner Glass of the Vancouver Canucks gets loose in his first game back from injury.


Brian Boucher of the Philadelphia Flyers does not kindly to people trying to come into his home:
 

The four fans to the right appear to be fans of the Tampa Bay Lightning’s Nate Thompson. The woman to the left, though, does not approve of Thompson’s high level of good looking’ness:



Okay, we know Carolina Hurricanes Jeff Skinner is a talented player, but a decent juggler too? Kid’s got it all:



Great lighting in this photo of Henrik Lundqvist of the New York Rangers as he makes his way out for warm-ups.


You kicked me with your skate! Who does that? Honestly! – Boston Bruins Shawn Thornton moments after he took a skate to the head . .  .



. . . and after he took 40 stitches to the head. That is one bad-ass looking mother f’er!

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