Monday

Hockey Photos: Backes, Hendricks, Montador, Luongo, Theodore

Hockey Photos:
Backes, Hendricks, Montador, Luongo, Theodore

A collection of fun and interesting photos from this past week in the NHL. Enjoy the shots below:

St. Louis Blues forward David Backes tries a new way to knock Calgary Flames goaltender Miikka Kiprusoff off his game:



Matt Hendricks of the Washington Capitals gets loose prior to the 6-0 butt-wooping the New York Rangers put on them. Yeah, his skate’s attached to his leg in this photo, lol:



Steve Montador of the Buffalo Sabres gets loose in a hallway/soccer field for little people prior to a game against the Atlanta Thrashers:



A shoeless Roberto Luongo of the Vancouver Canucks walks down the Canucks hallway prior to a game against the Montreal Canadiens. Vancouver probably has the most eclectic collection of jersey of any organization – cool how they have it on display for the team:



If you look closely, you can goaltender Jose Theodore of the Minnesota Wild in this picture wearing the Wild’s camouflage jersey for their “Defending the Blue Line” campaign prior to a game against the Edmonton Oilers:

Sunday

Hockey News: Trade Predictions

Hockey News:
Trade Predictions

Tomorrow’s the NHL trade deadline and I thought it’d be fun to join the rest of the online hockey world with a list of my own predictions as to where some of the top players are headed. So here you go – my opinion of the top 10 players that are rumored to be on the move and where I think they’ll ultimately end up:

1.
Brad Richards, Dallas Stars, F
I'm starting with probably the toughest call, but I don’t think he’s going anywhere, even though the New York Rangers are supposedly "determined" to get him. The Stars are asking A LOT and plus - he’ll be a free agent in the summer. I just don’t think there’s a team out there willing to bet their farm on a guy who can’t even play right now (concussion).

2.
Ales Hemsky, Edmonton Oilers, F
I think he’s going to the LA Kings – the organization is under a lot of pressure to make a big move and do some damage in the playoffs. Hemsky could be a dangerous addition to this young, offensively deep team. 

3.
Robyn Regehr, Calgary Flames, D
I don’t think he’s going anywhere – the team is still competing for the playoffs. Also, they have him on the books for two more years. It’d have to be a pretty big deal for them to be willing to part with an already locked-in, very talented player.

4.
Tomas Vokoun, Florida Panthers, G
I don’t think he’s going anywhere – though I’d love to see him go to a playoff team to see how well he’d compete on a team that, well, actually competes, but I just don’t see him leaving the organization before the end of the year. I don’t know why – it’s just gut instinct. 

5.
Stephen Weiss, Florida Panthers, F
I think he’s going to the Pittsburgh Penguins, who need a center to replace Evgeni Malkin and a possible done-for-the-season Sidney Crosby.

6.
Dustin Penner, Edmonton Oilers, F
I don’t think he’s going anywhere – he’s talented, young, and comes with a huge cap hit. Those three reasons combined lead me to believe that the Oilers won’t want to move him, let alone be able to move him easily.

7.
John-Michael Liles, Colorado Avalanche, D
I think he’s going to the Montreal Canadiens, especially after the New York Rangers picked up Bryan McCabe this past weekend. Who else is going to make a legit move for him – the Toronto Maple Leafs? I don’t think they’ll be able to beat out whatever offer the Habs come up with.

8.
Chris Phillips, Ottawa Senators, D
I think he’s going to the Washington Capitals, who could really, really, reallllllllly use a veteran presence on the blue line, especially as a calming voice for if and when things go wrong in the playoffs (the Capitals have been known to crumble if things go wrong). Apparently he doesn’t want to leave Ottawa, but I think he’d be willing to leave for a few weeks to go to a team that has a legitimate chance at making a Cup run.

9.
Jakub Voracek, Columbus Blue Jackets, F
I don’t think he’s going anywhere – the Blue Jackets might be looking to shake-up their roster because they’re out of the playoff mix, but I don’t think they’d be willing to part with talented youth like Voracek for picks or some veteran to complement Rick Nash for the next year or two.

10.
Jason Arnott, New Jersey Devils, F
I think he’s going to the Tampa Bay Lightning, who could use his gritty, veteran presence in the lineup to make a deep playoff push. Their other veteran experiment in Dwayne Roloson has proven successful thus far, which I think will help make Lightning general manager Steve Yzerman a little more comfortable in pulling the trigger on this move.


There you go – my top 10. I have no sources and zero credible insider information. I am only basing this off what I read every day as a fan of the game (so save the hate mail, lol).


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Guest Article: Mesothelioma

Guest Article:
Mesothelioma


Eric Stevenson is passionate about mental and physical health, specifically how one can avoid environmental elements that lead to chronic and terminal illnesses. He wrote to the Hockey Chump with interest in sharing his message with the Hockey Chump fan base.

Here’s his article – enjoy:

Hockey isn’t for the weak-willed and the sensitive. In fact, it’s more of a skate to certain pain and inevitable injury. Hockey players are often well aware of the injuries that await them when they skate into the rink. Lacerations, contusions, wrist fractures, muscle strain and tearing, concussions, knee sprains, torn ligaments, and dislocated shoulders are commonplace occurrences.  Hockey players are built tough, though, and precautions are taken to ensure their safety during practice and during the game. But aside from the chance of physical injury, some players face the risk of chronic illness without even knowing it.

Many old buildings, like indoor tracks, gyms, and yes, hockey rinks, were built using asbestos, a natural mineral found in earth deposits and used for its fire resistant properties. When asbestos fibers are damaged they are released into the air and inhaled by players and spectators alike. For players, especially professionals who spend most of their time on the ice, asbestos fibers build in the lungs, causing a cancer called mesothelioma.

Mesothelioma symptoms often don’t show for 20-50 years after the cancer appears. Therefore, many who have the cancer aren’t diagnosed until it has spread. Unfortunately, regular physical check-ups aren’t designed to detect rare cancers and when allowed to spread, mesothelioma life expectancy is short.  The best way to avoid mesothelioma is to stay clear of asbestos in buildings. Though regulation against continued use of asbestos has been passed, not all the buildings that contain the toxin have been found and quarantined.

To protect the long term health of players, it may be beneficial for team managers of any sport to request asbestos abatement information before playing or practicing.  Rather than waiting for symptoms of mesothelioma to show, requesting cancer screening for players that may have been exposed to asbestos can spare our hockey stars, whether amateur or professional, from unnecessary health devastation. 

Players know how to protect themselves from dangers in the rink. Protective gear, stretching, conditioning, hydration, and frequent physical checkups keep their muscles, bones, and ligaments in check.  Through spreading the word about the dangers that asbestos exposure poses to our players, we can spare them from asbestos and save them an extended hospital trip down the road.

If you have any questions about Mesothelioma, you can contact Eric Stevenson at epicsurvivor@gmail.com.

If you'd like to read a first hand account about dealing with Mesothelioma, you should check out http://www.survivingmesothelioma.com/, which centers around a book by Paul Kraus,  a Mesothelioma survivor.

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Thursday

Hockey Goals: Bouchard, Ovechkin, Sedin

Hockey Goals:
Bouchard, Ovechkin, Sedin

Here’s a “whoa-did-he-really-just-do-that” three-pack of hockey goal goodness for all y’all this week. In other words, it’s the Hockey Chump’s three picks for the goals of the week, in no particular order of course. Enjoy:

Pierre-Marc Bouchard of the Minnesota Wild makes us all dizzy with this spin-o-rama breakaway goal against Nikolai “he never stood a chance” Khabibulin of the Edmonton Oilers:



It’s very rare that a slap shot makes it to the top of the list of my highlight goals of the week, but this shot by Alex Ovechkin of the Washington Capitals nearly put a hole in the net. Not only that, it was the only goal scored in the game, so it was a game-winner too. Pittsburgh Penguins goalie Marc-Endre Fleury is “lucky” he didn’t get in the way of this one:



Seriously, if I was a goalie and I saw Vancouver Canucks forwards Henrik Sedin, DanieSedin and Alex Burrows coming at me on a three-on-one, I think I might just step out of the net and let them have the goal. What’s the point in trying? Check out this awesome tic-tac-toe goal from these three against the unfortunate Andrew Raycroft of the Dallas Stars:



Bonus Clip:
I liked the effort of Matt Calvert of the Columbus Blue Jackets on this breakaway goal against Corey Crawford of the Chicago Blackhawks. Not bad stick work at the end, too:

Wednesday

Hockey Music: Im on the Clones

Hockey Music:
I'm on the Clones

Here’s a cool little diddy I came across on YouTube. It’s called “I’m on the ‘Clones” and is an idea from Cincinnati Cyclones forward Scott Lehman. He did this video to raise awareness for the volunteer organization that he belongs to called Hockey Players for Kids (you’ll see the call-out at the beginning of the video). The whole thing’s pretty damn funny and worth the three minutes it takes to watch.

HP4K is a volunteer organization that calls on professional hockey players to assist in the lives of troubled youths. If you want to learn more, go to www.hp4k.org

Anyhoo, enjoy the video below:


Sing. Dance. Play hockey!

Tuesday

Hockey Video: Eric Staal Hit on Marc Staal

Hockey Video:
Eric Staal Hit on Marc Staal

Check out this awesome hit by Carolina Hurricanes captain Eric Staal on his brother Marc Staal of the New York Rangers.

This'll make the holidays a bit awkward:

Hockey Quote: Herb Brooks

Hockey Quote:
Herb Brooks

Today is the 31st anniversary of the Miracle on Ice, the game in which the under-dog USA Olympic hockey team beat the powerhouse Soviet Union team.


For hockey fans and even sports fans in general, it’s one of those stories that never gets too old to relive and re-enjoy. To celebrate the date, I thought it’d be fitting for me to do a top-5 countdown of my favorite Herb Brooks quotes this week:
5) “If you lose this game, you’ll take it to your fucking graves.”

4) "You don't have enough talent to win on talent alone.”

3) “You're looking for players whose name on the front of the sweater is more important than the one on the back. I look for these players to play hard, to play smart and to represent their country.”   

2) “Great moments are born from great opportunities.”

1) “Nine out of ten time we play this team, the would beat us. But not tonight because tonight is our night, tonight we win.”

Boy-o-boy, that last one still gives me chills!

Monday

Hockey Photos: Flames, Canadiens, Islanders, Bruins and More

Hockey Photos:
Flames, Canadiens, Islanders, Bruins and More

Here are some highlight photos from this past week in the wide world of hockey. Enjoy :-)

Is there anything better than everything that this photo represents? The Calgary Flames practice outdoors in preparation for the 2011 Heritage Classic:



Calgary Flames Miikka Kiprusoff gets a snow shower from the Montreal Canadiens Travis Moen during the 2011 Heritage Classic:



Nathan Lawson of the New York Islanders goes horizontal to try and stop an eventual goal by Tyler Seguin of the Boston Bruins:



Michael Ryder of the Boston Bruins is stuck between the Toronto Maple LeafsLuke Schenn and a hard place:



Cool fish lens view of Buffalo Sabres Steve Montador and Paul Gaustad chatting prior to a game and Gaustaud using his stick to show Montador the colors of goaltender coach Jim Corsi’s tie:



Colorado Eagles head coach Greg Pankewicz sent his tie, dress shirt and undershirt on to the ice in protest a refs handling of a scrum. He was promptly sent to the locker room before he got to loosening his belt. Bizarrely awesome? Just a bit:


Saturday

Hockey Photos: Carey Price Mask

Hockey Photos:
Carey Price Mask

For the past few weeks, Montreal Canadiens goaltender Carey Price has been fairly mum about what the theme of his mask was going to be for the 2011 Heritage Classic. Today, he FINALLY revealed what he’s wearing and truth be told, it was most definitely worth the wait.

Price worked with popular goaltender's mask designer, David Arrigo, on what has to probably be the oddest, most awesome tribute to former goaltender, Jacques Plante.

What they did is they painted Plante’s face on to Price's mask, complete with Plante’s eyes and mouth behind the leather-brown mask that he used to wear. And no, this isn't a small little doodle on the side of Price's helmet - this is a full head-on shot of what opponents used to see when they came in on Plante.

But hold on a sec, it gets weirder.

Behind Plante’s face, they painted the hair, ears and back-of-the-neck of Price onto the helmet, too, so it looks like Price is wearing Plante's face.

Not for nothing, but this is practically the equivalent of Price going all Silence of the Lambs on Plante. It's a cool concept - very, very, verrrrrrrry peculiar execution.

Confused? Probably. It's probably because I'm a little baffled myself. Take a look below at the helmet itself (straight off NHL.com) to get a better understanding:






Thursday

Hockey Goals: Grabovski, Grabner and Edison High

Hockey Goals:Grabovski, Grabner and Edison High

Nice mix of hockey goal highlights this week. Enjoy this three-pack from Grabovski, Grabner and some random New Jersey high school ice hockey player.

“Well guys, this was fun, but I think I’m going to end the game now.” – Toronto Maple Leafs forward Mikhail Grabovski, right before he goes from end to end and finishes off the game against the Boston Bruins.



New York Islanders forward Michael FUCKING Grabner is unstoppable against the Ottawa Senators!



No names to this one – just a highlight. This is from a high school game between Edison High School and Colonia High School this past week. Kid does a Michigan and spin-o-rama  . . . from the hash marks!

Wednesday

Hockey Music: Carey Price “Tik Tok”

Hockey Music:
Carey Price “Tik Tok”

Here’s a pretty funny video from Hockeygods.com – it’s “Carey Price Tik Tok” done to the tune of Kesha’s “Tik Tok” (that’s right – I don’t do the dollar symbol in her name because that’s how the Hockey Chump rolls).

Great lines include:
“Wake up n the morning feeling like P. Roy”

“Gonna make some saves saves, make the fans do the wave, wave”

“My first two years were kind of shitty, they were calling for my head in the city, but now I’m a-gonna bring them Lord Stanley.”
Damn you Kesha and your catchy beats. Damn you!

These are the same guys who did last week’s “Black and Yellow (Pittsburgh Penguins)” song. They put up some pretty funny stuff and are definitely worth checking out f’sure. Anyway, enjoy the video below (CHECK OUT OTHER FUNNY HOCKEY MUSIC VIDEOS BELOW):



Check out these other funny hockey music videos, "Black and Yellow (Pittsburgh Penguins)", "Love to Hear the Boos" and the most recent upload, "Highly Unlikely". These guys are great!

Sing. Dance. Play hockey!

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Tuesday

Hockey Quote: Lemieux and Konopka

Hockey Quote:
Mario Lemieux and Zenon Konopka



The fallout from the MMA match-up between the New York Islanders and Pittsburgh Penguins has created quite the enjoyable sideshow these past few days. There was a total of 346 penalty minutes, 10 ejections, 15 fighting majors and 20 misconducts in Friday night's game. Suspensions and fines have since been handed out, and everybody from Gary Bettman to the Penguins stick boy has weighed in with their opinion.

Two people, though, stand out more than everyone else with what they had to say.

Lets first begin with the Penguins owner, Mario Lemieux,



who had this to say about the game itself . . .
"Hockey is a tough, physical game, and it always should be. But what happened Friday night on Long Island wasn't hockey. It was a travesty. It was painful to watch the game I love turn into a sideshow like that."
. . . and this to say about how the NHL handled things.
"The NHL had a chance to send a clear and strong message that those kinds of actions are unacceptable and embarrassing to the sport. It failed," he said. "We, as a league, must do a better job of protecting the integrity of the game and the safety of our players. We must make it clear that those kinds of actions will not be tolerated and will be met with meaningful disciplinary action. If the events relating to Friday night reflect the state of the league, I need to rethink whether I want to be a part of it."
Strong points, but I can’t say that I necessarily agree with ol’ #66, especially when he himself has been the subject of his own league-wide embarrassments . . .



. . . the team’s current captain, Sidney Crosby, has delivered his own fair share of blindside hits to the head . . .



. . . and he signs Matt Cooke’s paycheck, who has delivered headblow . . .



. . . after knee shot . . .



. . . after leaping ninja blindside strike . . .



. . . all while wearing the Pittsburgh Penguins jersey. To me, Lemieux coming out with such strong criticisms seems like a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

One person who agrees with me is New York Islanders forward Zenon Konopka.



He spoke to Long-Island based newspaper, Newsday, in regards to Lemieux’s quotes, and had this to say:
"We've lost over 350 man- games and we're doing everything we can to win games and protect our players. I think it's unfair for a statement like that. No one wanted things to get to that point [Friday], but we've got to take care of our own."
"I really have a hard time seeing where he's coming from," Konopka said. "Here are the facts. Matt Cooke is on his hockey team. The Penguins are in the top one or two with fights . It's not like they're a bunch of altar boys sitting on the bench there."

"We're upset with Trevor Gillies' suspension. He has a wife and two kids and he's spent the majority of his time in the AHL and ECHL. Me and him understand what it's like to play for $300 a week after taxes," Konopka said. "For them to take that [$24,193.53] away from him was not right. I think Mario needs to take a better review of what's going on with his team and around the league."
To be honest with you, I think Konopka’s response is a bit more grounded in reason than Lemieux. Let’s face it, the Penguins are the type of team that likes to push everyone else around because they are talented enough to push everyone else around. What happened Friday night wasn’t a case of “tough, physical hockey” and it wasn’t a “sideshow” either. Plain and simple, it was a basement-level team that got amped up enough to attack a top-tier team from every possible angle – offensively, defensively, and perhaps most notably, physically.

Sorry Penguins fans, but in the case of what happened Friday night, I have to side with the New York Islanders on this one.

Monday

Hockey Photos: Reasoner, Brouwer, Kesler and More

Hockey Photos:
Reasoner, Brouwer, Kesler and More

 Things are looking good for this weekend's Heritage Classic in Calgary.


Marty Reasoner of the Florida Panthers stretches it all out prior to a game against the San Jose Sharks.



Troy Brouwer of the Chicago Blackhawks starts warm-ups off prior to a game against the Phoenix Coyotes.



Deryk Engelland of the Pittsburgh Penguins gets into a NYC taxi as the Penguins practiced in Central Park prior to their game against the New York Rangers.




Micheal Haley of the New York Islanders exacts revenge on Pittsburgh Penguins goaltender Brent Johnson, AKA Rick DiPietro’s face breaker.



Vancouver Canucks forwards Ryan Kesler and Manny Malhotra warm-up prior to taking the ice against the Ottawa Senators.

Hockey News: Peter Forsberg Retires Again

Hockey News:
Peter Forsberg Announces Retirement

Uh yeah, didn’t see this one coming.

In an abruptly planned press conference today, and before his scheduled debut as a member of the Colorado Avalanche in front of the Denver diligent, forward Peter Forsberg announced an end to his comeback bid in the NHL after just two games. He blamed his nagging foot injury.

Forsberg was emotional throughout much of the conference, showing some glimmer of tears at different points, and provided some commentary on his decision making these past few weeks:
"I'm really happy that I got the chance with the Avalanche to come back here and try for the last time and put an end to it," he said. "Knowing for fact, 100 percent sure, that I'm not going to play anymore."
"Maybe I was selfish to come over, but in the back of my mind it feels good now. I feel like I'm ready to retire."
"We can fly to the moon, we should be able to fix the foot," he said slyly. "It's been a problem and not one we've be able to solve. But it's OK now. I'm happy with my career and move on from here."
Apparently Forsberg made a promise to his fiancé – who was present at the conference – that if he couldn’t shake the foot injury, then he would leave the game before he re-injured it. He admitted that he felt it give during each of the two games he played, and that it was nagging him towards the end of the last game he played.

In the two game that he played with the Avalanche, he recorded no points and four penalty minutes. Back in the day, Forsberg was arguable one of the best two-way forwards to play the game, but in watching him these past two games, there were clear signs that he wasn’t going to be able to help out an Avalanche team struggling to stay alive in the standings right now.

In this Hockey Chump’s personal opinion, he made two good decisions here – to step away from the game, and to do it earlier rather than later. Kudos to him.

The Avalanche said that they plan to retire Forsberg’s number 21 next season.

Good – he deserves it.

Hockey News: Kris Versteeg Traded to Flyers

Hockey News:
Kris Versteeg Traded to Flyers
Kris Versteeg doing his best impression of former teammate Patrick Kane and his bizarre mouthguard chewing habits.


Annnnnnnnnd somehow, someway, the Philadelphia Flyers, who’ve been battling with the Vancouver Canucks for the top record in the NHL for the past few weeks, just got better.

The Flyers just traded a first and third round draft pick to the Toronto Maple Leafs and crazy used car salesman Brian “Bargain” Burke for veteran/Stanley Cup winning forward Kris Versteeg. Just last week, Burke traded talented defenseman Francois Beauchemin to the Anaheim Ducks for winger Joffrey Lupul and defenseman Jake Gardiner, at which point Versteeg, oddly enough, reflected to the media on his own status as a Leaf:
"I don't know too much," he said. "Obviously from getting asked questions, I know something might happen. You have to take it as compliment, too, if other teams want you to go help them."

"Every time you turn on the TV here, your name is on," Versteeg went on. "You try to turn it to a different channel. You're in Toronto, it's hard to ignore everything."
This season, Versteeg has 14 goals and 21 assists for 35 points in 53 games with the under-performing Leafs. There’s no doubt that this talented right winger will bring some offensive spark to an already deeply talented Flyers team. He had this to say:
"Right away I was extremely excited to join this team," Versteeg said. "They've had a lot of success this season. They had a great playoff push last year and I'm excited to try and have a good one this year. I like to make plays and score goals at the same time, maybe go out there and be an agitator at times too. I'm going to try and do it all and have fun doing it."
Next up for Burke: defenseman Tomas Kaberle. Apparently he’s asking a lot – the New York Rangers inquired what it would take to land the veteran defenseman who, unlike their current crop of blue line defenders, doesn't get frazzled when handling the puck on the power play, but apparently the price was too high and so the Blue Shirts backed out. The Washington Capitals A team desperate to make run to the Stanley Cup might will likely be willing to part with draft picks and young talent in order to acquire Kaberle, who will most definitely wave his trade clause at a chance to see his name engraved in the Stanley Cup.

We will see. Until next week, we hope you enjoyed this episode of "As the Leafs Implode."

Thursday

Hockey Goals: Kostitsyn, Paajarvi and KHL All Star Game

Hockey Goals:
Kostitsyn, Paajarvi and KHL All Star Game



It’s Thursday, which means it’s time for the Hockey Chump to provide you with the three best hockey goals from this past week. They’re in no particular order but damn, they’re all mighty fine. Enjoy:

Sergei Kostitsyn of the Nashville Predators scores an amazing one handed goal – did he use the defenseman’s stick blade as a ramp for the puck?:


Magnus Paajarvi of the Edmonton Oilers could’ve been blindfolded, hands taped together and been using a right-handed stick, and he still would’ve scored this goal off the sick pass from Linus Omark:


This last one’s for you, the fans. Feel free to pick out your favorite highlight hockey goal from the recent KHL All-Star game, which featured the likes of Jaromir Jagr, Alexei Yashin, Sergei Fedorov, Dominik Hasek and more, and also featured 34 goals in total. I'm partial to Yashin's batting the puck out of midair just a hair under the crossbar, but feel free to judge for yourself:

Wednesday

Hockey News: Heritage Classic

Hockey News:
10 Notes About the Heritage Classic


Quick and dirty – here are ten things you should know about the 2011 Heritage Classic:

1) The game is being played on February 20, 2011 at 4:00pm (MST).

2) The game will be played at McMahon Stadium in Calgary, Alberta, Canada and feature the Calgary Flames and the Montreal Canadiens.

3) Part of the weekend festivities will feature:

4) This is the second outdoor game for the Canadiens (they played the Edmonton Oilers in the 2003 Heritage Classic). This is the first outdoor game for the Flames, though they’ve been valiant in their efforts – they’ve been trying to do this for YEARS and came close to getting one last year, but it all fell through.

5) McMahon Stadium plays host to the Calgary Stampede of the Canadian Football League and the University of Calgary Dinos. It hosts a capacity of 35,650, but there will be additional seating made available. In total, the league is expecting approximately 40,000 fans in attendance.

6) The Flames jersey will be a replica of the jerseys worn by the Calgary Tigers of the 1920s, only with the flaming “C” in place of their logo. The Canadiens are a bit more simple – it’s just a classic version of their current road jerseys.

7) Broadcast rights belong to Hockey Night in Canada and the game will be available in 3D. Versus will carry the game in the States (3D-ready too - oh yeah!).

8) It is referred to as the “Heritage Classic” because it is a celebration of hockey’s outdoor history and proud Canadian heritage.

9) This will be the cover artwork for the game program for that day:



10) Beginning February 10 and going up to the game, fans can follow the entire rink-building process through live streaming and time-lapse videos available on NHL.com.

Hockey Music: MC Five Hole

Hockey Music:
MC Five Hole



Really funny song about the Pittsburgh Penguins from MC Five Hole (yes, that’s really his name). The song is called “(Pittsburgh Penguins) Black and Yellow” and it’s a play off Wiz Khalifa's,"Black and Yellow" song which has to do with his love for the Steel City. Even if you’re not a Pittsburgh Penguins fan, you can’t help but not like this song. Especially with lines like:
My favorite player Tom Barasso, Tom Barasso, Tom Barasso

For a few years they had a heart attack (They kind of blew, They kind of blew, They kind of blew, They kind of blew).

No love for Crosby,
Even when he wins the Hart.

Philly Flyers suck,
Pronger you’re a baby,
Why’d you steal that puck?

Skating with swagger.

Baby Blue embarrassing? Now what I was told.
The whole thing is just really, really funny. One question though, Mr. Five Hole, why are you welcoming us to the Igloo? I could’ve sworn that the Penguins now played at Consol Energy Center, which is more like an ice box, and less like the more Igloo-ish Mellon Arena ;-)


Ah, who cares tho. This song and video are fun. Enjoy:


  
Sing. Dance. Play hockey!

Tuesday

Hockey Quote: Peter Forsberg

Hockey Quote:
Peter Forsberg

*Sigh* I take pride in the fact that hockey is so different (and better) from the other major sports. But with the recent re-signing of Peter Forsberg with the Colorado Avalanche, I’m sad to say that we now have a direct parallel to . . . football. How? The NHL has its very own version of Brett Favre.

For the 17th time, Peter Forsberg has come out of retirement to play professional hockey again. Over this past weekend, the Colorado Avalanche signed him to a one-year, $1-million deal. At the tender age of 82 (some reports show that he’s 37), he will join a young and injured Avalanche team going thru a whole lot of hardships right now. In all likelihood, he’ll make a terrific third-to-fourth line overtly glorified winger. I look forward to the three goals and 15 assists he’ll contribute to the team between now and the end of the season.

But hey, I’m not in la la land Colorado. People there are super excited about the signing. Forsberg certainly sounds confident in his abilities. He had this to say, this week’s Hockey Chump quote of the week:
“I’m not sure how it’s going to go, if I’m going to be good or not, but I’d like to give it a shot,” he said after practice on Sunday.

He goes on “I like to play and I want to play,” Forsberg said. “I’ve been feeling pretty good, and I want to see if I’m good enough.”
You know what? I like to play. I want to play, too. I feel pretty good right now and I’d love to see if I’m good enough. Any team out there - other than the Bridgeport Sound Tigers New York Islanders (because honestly, who doesn't want to pull a Nabokov in their lifetime) - interested in putting me on their team too?

Jeeze.

Hockey Photos: Cooke, Tyutin, Sedin, Morris and More

Hockey Photos:
Cooke, Tyutin, Sedin, Morris and More

Here are some cool hockey photos from a couple of recent games. Enjoy:
Matt Cooke of the Pittsburgh Penguins checks Fedor Tyutin of the Columbus Blue Jackets. For those just starting out in the game, a move like this is called “cheating”. Cooke got a five-minute penalty for charging.



Derek Dorsett of the Columbus Blue Jackets plays hide-and-go-seek with Ben Lovejoy of the Pittsburgh Penguins.



Henrik Sedin of the Vancouver Canucks shows off prior to a game against the Ottawa Senators.



Derek Morris of the Phoenix Coyotes about to rock Colorado Avalanche forward Cody McLeod’s world.



Ottawa Senators' head coach Cory Clouston showing off his new moose ears.



Love these goal-cam views – Alex Burrows of the Vancouver Canucks celebrates a goal while Brian Elliott of the Ottawa Senators looks on. Can you find the puck?



Don’t like Chris Neil of the Ottawa Senators? Then you’ll love this photo of he and Vancouver Canucks forward Aaron Rome.

Thursday

Hockey Highlight: Ovechkin Hit on Subban

Hockey Highlight:
Ovechkin Hit on Subban



No words from the Hockey Chump on this one, just “whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa.”



Montreal Canadiens defenseman P.K. Subban had this to say about Washington Capitals forward Alex Ovechkin’s hit on him:

"I think it was the best hit of the year, to be honest with you," he said after the game. "I was flying through the air and I was wondering when I was coming down."

Hey, give the kid credit for being a good sport about it, and not going to the press and complaining that the league needs to do more about blindside hits.

Hockey Goals: Toews, Panik, Gregoire

Hockey Goals:
Toews, Panik, Gregoire



Another threesome of goal-scoring greatness for you this week. I could pick all of them from the All-Star game, but that would be super lame, so I only did one and then followed it up with two from the non-professional ranks.

Enjoy:

The *neglected* Jonathan Toews (see his reaction to when he got picked in the All Star Fantasy Draft) of Team Lidstrom against Team Staal (by the way, he totally would’ve gotten laid out doing this in a normal goal – still, it’s pretty quick thinking on his skates:



Richard Panik of the Guelph Storm against the Sarnia Sting making a case to play up in the big leagues:



Jason Gregoire of the North Dakota Fighting Sioux scores a highlight reel goal against Colorado College and then a 3-on-5 PK goal, too:

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