Thursday

Hockey Goal: Jeremy Roenick

Hockey Goal:
Jeremy Roenick
 

Jeremy Roenick has been catching some flack for crying after the Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup:



Granted, most of the flack-giving has come from the city of Brother Love, given that part of his career was spent trying to lead the Philadelphia Flyers to the Stanley Cup, but to no avail.

He’s also gotten a good deal of praise for being man enough to show his emotions on camera. Personally, I applaud his openness – I think the display of raw emotion just goes to show how much winning a championship really means to players that dedicated their lives to the sport.

But the reason for this post is that I think we’re getting away from remembering Jeremy Roenick the player, and instead judging him now as Jeremy Roenick, the personality. It wasn’t too long ago that he was lighting the lamp and creating plays with relative ease on the ice, skills that were complemented by a pit-bull tenacity that showed no fear in front of the net or in the corners.

As a sort-of stick tap to one of the best American-born players to have ever played the game, let’s take a look back at one of the greatest – and oddest – goals he ever scored in his career. It’s his first goal . . . and this week’s Goal of the Week:

Tuesday

Hockey Quote: Wayne Gretzky

Hockey Quote:
Wayne Gretzky



You could fill a book with all of Wayne Gretzky’s quotes and it would, in all likelihood, be a best seller. Here is one of my favorite quotes from the Great One because its his interpretation of the game we all love.

This little window into his mind just goes to show why he was such a genius on the rink:

”People talk about skating, puck handling and shooting, but the whole sport is angles and caroms, forgetting the straight direction the puck is going, calculating where it will be directed, factoring in all the interruptions.

Basically, my whole game is angles.”

Monday

Hockey Picture: Andrew Ladd

Hockey Picture:
Andrew Ladd

Last Monday, current Atlanta Thrashers forward/former Chicago Blackhawks forward Andrew Ladd, got to spend his day with the Stanley Cup. He took it to the top of Crown Mountain in British Columbia (technically, north of Vancouver’ish).

This is Ladd’s second Stanley Cup. For those of you wondering, no, he didn’t lug it up himself. He was flown to the top of the mountain to watch the sunrise with the Cup (because that’s how Stanley Cup champions roll).

Sunday

Hockey Workout: Hindu Push-ups

Hockey Workout:
Hindu Push-ups

As I’ve stated time and again, what makes hockey so great is the fact that it combines the best of all sports. So, when you’re looking for a workout on how to increase your performance on the rink, you can look to workouts for other sports as a resource for guidance, too.

A good example of this is the Hindu push-up . . .


. . . which is a pretty standard exercise for – believe it or not – wrestlers. It’s a full body workout, involving one compound movement that hits all the major muscles groups: legs, back, chest, shoulders, arms, hips and abs. What’s more, it’s incredible at increasing one’s strength endurance, or the ability to continually use strength without fatigue (e.g. – working for the puck in the corner, clearing out a player in front of your net, etc.) It also increases your flexibility, too, and really gets the blood flowing to all parts of the body.

So how do you do this great workout? Start out all fours and put your butt in the air. Legs and arms must be straight. Think about bending your back almost like you’re trying to make a triangle with your body. Your head needs to be aligned with your back facing down towards your feed. Now, take a deep breath and then move down forwards in one fluid motion in a semi-circular arc motion and bend back up forward looking at the ceiling, all the while, breathing out. From there, push back toward your heels and start over.

Now, in doing research on this exercise, I’ve seen many warnings that this is a very difficult workout to do because it involves the full body. Make sure you pace yourself and start out trying to perfect the technique, not max out on your count.

Good luck!

Friday

Hockey News: Analyzing the Simon Gagne Trade

Hockey News:
Analyzing the Simon Gagne Trade

Everyone and their hockey mom are talking about the Ilya Kovalchuk “situation” right now. It’s unfortunate because there was a fairly significant trade this past week. The Philadelphia Flyers sent former franchise star Simon Gagne to the Tampa Bay Lightning for defenseman Matt Walker and a fourth-round pick. In my opinion, this trade is laughable. Walker’s a good defenseman, but Gagne’s worth so much more. If anyone looks like a winner in this thing, it’s Stevey-Y. Nice job man!

The Lightning look sick-nasty now on offense. Vincent Lecavalier, Martin St. Louis, Steven Stamkos, Gagne . . . could the Cup really be going back down to Florida some time in the near future? Seriously?

For a better, more in-depth look at the trade, check out Ronnybrook’s write-up on Bleacher Report.

Thursday

Hockey Goal: Jarod Palmer

Hockey Goal:
Jarod Palmer

This week's hockey goal of the week comes from Minnesota Wild prospect Jarod Palmer. . .


. . . who may have just punched his ticket to the Minnesota Wild's training camp at the end of this summer with this crazy-ass shootout goal.



If there’s no invite, at least he’ll live on forever in the YouTube Hockey Hall of Fame. There’s a slew of videos out there right now showing this goal, and this one in particular already has over 23,000 hits and counting.




There was some controversy over whether or not Palmer meant to pull off this shot or not. Some people ("haters", if you will) claimed he wiffed on the initial shot and just ended up making an awesome recovery. Others claimed that the kid's got serious skills.







Kudos to Fiona Quick of Quick Facts for doing the necessary research and digging up this support material that maybe, just maybe, proves Palmer actually knew what he was doing. Check out this other shootout goal by him from wayyyyyy back in the day (April 2010).



I'll put my money on the "skills".

Wednesday

Hockey Music: Phoenix Coyotes Goal Song

Hockey Music:
Phoenix Coyotes Goal Song

In continuing my hardly planned out, entirely random trip around the league to share with you each team’s goal song, this week I’m swinging by the aptly named Jobing.com Arena, home to your Phoenix Coyotes.


The ‘Yotes were a surprise success last season. They were a fun team to root for and watch on TV, and they were even more enjoyable to watch at the “Jo”(bing.com). That’s because each time the team would score, the place would go absolutely bonkers to the catchy goal song, “Crowd Chant” by Joe Satriani. There are no words to the song, but the crowd “howls”, if you will, in response to Satriani’s rifts. Not going to lie – it’s a pretty cool song.

Check out this super exciting video below for the song. I can only imagine that the place must sound crazy with everyone singing along to this song. Enjoy!



Sing. Dance. Play hockey!

Tuesday

Hockey Quote: Jason Spezza

Hockey Quote:
Jason Spezza

Center Jason Spezza has finally come clean and ended the: you’re wrong—no, you’re wrong: awkward silence between him and his team, the Ottawa Senators. This all stems from his so-called trade demands that came out after the end of the season. Citing the frustration of another lost season, coupled with the way the Sens fans treated him (they called him names and might have insulted his mother once or twice), he admitted that he may have acted a bit irrationally.

Well, today came time to clear the air. Here’s what he had to say about what actually went down:
"It seems like every year it's been, should I get traded, should I not get traded," said Spezza. "It gets to the point where you get sick of it a little bit. But my priorities are here in Ottawa, I want to win in Ottawa. I have great friends here, we have great roots here, my family enjoys it, I'm close to home, I'm excited we're moving forward with some of the moves we've made. I wanted to talk to Bryan about how I was feeling at the time, so that going into having a no-trade, there was no misunderstandings."
So are we all good? For the rest of the summer, I think we are. But when the season starts and the Senators begin their inevitable fall down the standings, let’s check back with Mr. Point-per-Game to see where his loyalties lie come April and the trade deadline.

Monday

Hockey Photo: Ilya Kovalchuk

Hockey Photo:
Ilya Kovalchuk

Well, now that Ilya Kovalchuk has FINALLY chosen a team (New Jersey Devils to the tune of 17 years, $102 million – yes, that means his goal is to play hockey until the ripe old age of 44), I will end my boycott on hockey blogging.

This week’s hockey photo of the week will stick with Kovalchuk. Given the ridonkulousness of his contract, we're going to be stuck seeing him in the red and white for a long, long while. In the meantime, I figure that for all of those frustrated by how long this dragged on, why not have a laugh at another "outfit" that somebody wanted to see him in. Checkout this (oil?) painting of Ilya in a kilt.


One question – why?

Thursday

Hockey Goal: Jason Hallman (and team)

Hockey Goal:
Jason Hallman (and team)

With so much hype surrounding a certain individual player in the NBA right now, I figured it’d be good to show a goal this week that involved teamwork with teammates passing to one another. Jason Hallman of the Victoria Salmon Kings was the beneficiary of this awesome play, but I’m not going to lie, everyone looked pretty damn good in this highlight (from January 2010).


It’s stuff like this that makes hockey awesome . . . and ten times the sport basketball will ever be.

Enjoy:

Wednesday

Hockey Music: LA Kings Goal Song

Hockey Music:
LA Kings Goal Song
In continuing my hardly planned out, entirely random trip around the league to share with you each team’s goal song, this week I’m swinging by the Staples Center, home of the LA Kings.


The song itself is entirely custom and won’t be found anywhere else because it was put together by the sound staff at the Staples Center. After the goal horn goes off, the chorus is “WE LOVE LA (WE LOVE IT)” which then leads in to a quick drum beat and then a couple of “Hey! Hey! Hey!” chants which the crowd really gets into.

Make sense?

Didn’t think so.  So for your benefit – and listening pleasure – here it is in its entirety. Take a listen:



Sing. Dance. Play hockey!

Tuesday

Hockey Quote: Joe Kocur

Hockey Quote:
Joey Kocur

Bob Probert, a former member of the Detroit Red Wings and Chicago Blackhawks, died this past weekend after suffering chest pains while on a boat with his family. He was 45 years old.


Many remember Probert as an enforcer and while that may be true early on in his career, he was one of the few tough guys who was also successful at converting himself into a better, more well-rounded player, paving the way for players today like Brandon Prust, David Clarkson, and such; power forwards who not only drop the gloves, but can also bury the puck, too.

Probert played for the Red Wings in 1985-1994 and for the Blackhawks in 1995-2002.He finished his career with 163 goals, 384 points and 3,300 penalty minutes – that’s fourth all-time in NHL history for those of you keeping track – in just 935 games.

The outpouring of support for Probert and his family has been remarkable. Players that he played against and even fought have been coming out of the woodwork to share their favorite memories of a guy man are referring to as a “great guy off the rink.”

One of the best quotes to come out, and this week’s hockey quote of the week, comes from former teammate Joey Kocur. He had this to say:

"My favorite memory of Bob would be sitting down before a game, going over the opposing lineup and picking and choosing who would go first and if the goalie would be safe or not," Kocur said. "It was great to be able to go out on the ice knowing that he had my back and I had his . . . he was like the brother I never had. My prayers go out to his family."

The support that’s been shown for Probert just goes to show that those who play hockey are truly all part of the same family. We might fight, but in the end, we’re all there for one another. A stick tap to Probert for a hard-fought career. Our prayers go out to his family.

Monday

Hockey Photo: Boston Bruins

Hockey Photo:
Boston Bruins

Had to share this image (the hockey photo of the week) for all of the Boston Bruins fan out there.

There's hope!

Save it. Download it. Print it out and make it the wallpaper for your newborn child's bedroom to grow up in and idolize these talented players.

Enjoy!


Bruins GM Peter Chiarelli (left) and a very Mike Milubry-looking president Cam Neely (right) welcome top draft pick Tyler Seguin and recent free agent acquisition, Nathan Horton, to  Boston.

Hockey Workout: Pokecheck

Hockey Workout:
Pokecheck

A good pokecheck is worth its weight in gold in the game of hockey. The problem with this great defensive move is that more often than not, it is done unsuccessfully, and in turn leaves the poke-checking player off-balance and out of position. Any semi-decent offenseman will take advantage of the out of position player and put the puck through their legs, around their stick and otherwise blow right by them to get further in to the zone.

So here’s a good way to avoid being “that player” who serves as a better cone than a defenseman. To preface the exercise, let me just say that a proper pokecheck is all about being square to the oncoming player. That’s because when most players do a pokecheck, they lean part of their body forward, leaving that side empty and susceptible to being taken advantage of. Being square makes the vulnerable area, well, less vulnerable.

Now, regarding the exercise, start out by setting up six spots in a line straight across the floor. When I say spots, it could be something as simple as putting a piece of duct tape on the floor. You want them in a straight line and at equal distances across (for beginners, go with a one-foot distance between each spot). When you’re all set up, stand in front of spot 1. Ready? If so, reach down and slap the spot. Now shift over to spot 2, reach down and slap the spot. Repeat all the way thru to spot 6 and take a moment to review how you did.

When you reached down and slapped the spot, was all of your weight on your toes? If so, this isn’t good. That means that when you are reaching forward with your hockey stick to do a pokecheck, your natural shift in weight is to put all of your weight on your toes, or rather, on the tips of your skate blades. You want to talk about being in a vulnderable position?

Don’t do this.  Your balance should come from your legs and it all begins with putting as much of your weight on your heels as possible. Doing this forces you to keep the weight of your body within your legs and will, in turn, keep you square to an oncoming player. As they come in at you, you can more effectively shift your weight one way or the other, based on the way that the players body is coming at you (never shift your weight to follow the puck). Jab at the puck with your stick – you should make contact. If you don’t, no worries because you are in perfect square position for body-on-body contact.

Now, when you repeat the exercise, envision yourself getting ready to pokecheck an oncoming player. Make a conscious effort to remain balanced and square as you reach forward and slap the spot on the floor. Repeat until you are comfortable and then begin moving the spots around the floor to try reaching at different distances and also work on your speed in terms of footwork.

As you do the exercise time and again, you should find yourself more and more comfortable with reaching from a perfectly firm, perfectly balanced position. Transition this to your game on the rink and you’ll all but be a brick wall on the blue line.

Sunday

Hockey Trivia: New York Hockey Players

Hockey Trivia:
New York Hockey Players

So, this past week, goal Martin Biron, formerly of the New York Islanders, signed with the New York Rangers to be Henrik Lundqvist’s back-up goaltender. A good signing – but certainly not blogumn newsworthy; that is, until you consider the trivial significance of this signing.


Did you know that Martin Biron is now the fourth player in the history of the league to play for all three New York teams? It’s true – and probably means NOTHING to anyone living outside the empire state. But for the sake of hockey history and trivia, the other three players are Mike Donnelly, Jason Dawe and, of course, Pat LaFontaine.

For those completely out of the loop, the three teams are the New York Rangers, the New York Islanders and the Buffalo Sabres.

Friday

Hockey News: Free Agent Signings

Hockey News:
Free Agent Signings

The NHL free agent market is officially underway.
A quick Google search of who is signing where yields a plethora of results from random Web sites claiming to be the authority on all things hockey free agent-y.

Might I recommend one that’s worth following?

Try the NHL Web site (smack of the forehead – duh!) A lot of these other sites are fake hockey chumps who will peter off after a week or so once the signings start to slow down. This link will be continuously updated with what player from which team is signing where and for how much. It’s everything you could possibly need to know, the second it becomes official.

Check it out: it’s definitely worth bookmarking over some of these other sites.

Thursday

Hockey Goal: Pavel Bure

Hockey Goal:
Pavel Bure

Okay, normally I like to put a little spin on the goal of the week - maybe it has to do with a big, timely goal during a game during the week, maybe it has to do with a player who made the news this past week, or something to that extent. But the truth of the matter is that we're officially in the hockey-less dog days of the summer and there's not much to highlight.

Sure, I can show goals by some of the free agents that signed today, but honestly, how many times do you want to see a Sergei Gonchar or Paul Martin slap shot go in?

So anyway, I decided to do a throwback this week. Call me lazy, but I blame the heat. Here's one of my favorite goals of all time by a one, Mr. Pavel Bure from way back when. Jeeze, just watching this highlight now really gives you an appreciation for his speed and ability to explode up-rink with the puck. There's no doubt that if he were playing in today's game, he'd still be one of its premier players.





Have a look and enjoy:

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